
Hey, Naomi, you have the house to your self for the entire summer, no parents, no school and a kick-ass body! What sucks? "What sucks is I'm all alone at my grandparents' house with their stupid cats! It's a big house, too, so there's all these creaky, weird noises and then there's little me! I mean, I'll be entertained, 'cause gramps has a really cool, old pinball machine, and they have cable and I've got my toy. But I really wanted a boy-friend for the summer, and I don't think it's gonna happen. I really wanted to lose my V-card. I'm, like, so effin' ready, guys, you have no idea."