Medical care costs big bucks and sometimes, depending on your line of work, you might not get worker's compensation if you are injured on the job. This is especially true for some of the hardest workers, or rather, hard-on workers otherwise known as big-tit hookers. These gals pound the pavement and cocks with all they got and they need a little TLC from a doctor every now and then. But how to pay those high medical costs? The same way that these hookers pay for everything else...with their pu… read more »

How can you tell a chick on the street is a hooker? Well, for one thing, she will probably be dressed in something flashy. Now, do not make the mistake of just letting this little clue be your guide because in this day and age, a lot of women dress like hookers. Here's another clue to incorporate: She will probably be showing a little cooze or nipple, too. You know, kinda like a window display at a department store. A hooker knows how to advertise what goods she has for sale. And finally, when… read more »

Ever get that feeling, like you're never going to find Mrs. Right? Like, that wonderful lady you are supposed to ride off into the sunset with is never going to show up? Like you are never going to be able to say, "You complete me," to some amazing woman, and mean it? Well, hate to bust your bubble, friend, but chances are, you are right. Ms. Right is probably not coming your way. But here is a consolation prize...Ms. Right Now. You see, Ms. Right Now is just around the corner. Actually, she i… read more »

Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy's, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to bu… read more »

We don't know about you, but we love it when we find something on sale or for a bargain. Like how, when you go to the hardware store to buy a box of nails and they might have a sign out that says, "Buy One, Get One Free." Don't you love that? Well, imagine that you set out to get yourself some pussy and when you are about to make your purchase, said pussy tells you that you can get a whole other pussy with this deal for the same price. Sounds like a bargain, right? Twice the blow jobs, twice t… read more »

Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let's face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a bu… read more »

Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That's right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and th… read more »

No matter how unfair it seems, sometimes hookers get busted and hauled off to jail. We know, it just doesn't make sense, considering the public service they provide. But it happens, regardless. But if a hooker is street smart and stacked, she can be in and out of jail in no time. Just check out Sarah Sunshine. She knows that the only ace in the hole that she has is her ability to drain a cock in no time flat, so she used that to her advantage, offering the officer on duty her hooker booty. And… read more »

Trust us when we say that we know what it's like to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy's gotta go blow off some steam, you know, take it easy and just relax. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first is a little miracle we like to call BEER. Except if you spend too much time with beer, you wind up with a headache and a gut. The second is a great invention called SPORTS. Except you can lose time, effort and even some cash on sports and it usua… read more »

In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn't that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy blowjob and some experienced poontang. All you have to do is put out the alert and the hooker closest to you will come and lay it down. It's kind of like when you need a plumber or a handyman and you call one in for a service call, except a hooker… read more »

It should be obvious by now that chicks like dudes with money, man. They gravitate to big wallets... well... like you gravitate to big tits. When a chick sees a guy who has enough dough to keep her in a comfortable fashion she gets the equivalent of a boner. And that chick boner will lead her to give up anything and everything to be a rich dude's main squeeze. For example, our big-boobed gal here, Summer Sinn, is not very interested in this average Joe until she realizes that he has the big bu… read more »

We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy's drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That's exactly what this guy does. He p… read more »

Here is something almost unbelievable: Rich guys with millions of dollars need to hire hookers to get some action. (Yeah, cause the fact that they are rich just doesn't cut it with your average gold-digging slut. They have to pay for sex.) But, we are not going to argue with that since most chicks believe this to be true thanks to the magic of the movie "Pretty Woman". So in an effort to keep up that Cinderella-esque ideal that if a girl is pretty and charming enough, it overshadows the fact t… read more »

If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin' around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin' your friends' balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most importa… read more »

When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren't more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT "put on the red light"? We just don't get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we'd tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lu… read more »

Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she's already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish's pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. "I got into the game 'cause I love money and I love dick, in that order. My name is Lavish because I like the finer things in life. Pay me well and you'll get the best fuck money can buy," revealed Lavish. read more »